31 st March.

31 Mar. 07
Up at nine, am expecting Engineer to call today.
Grey and dismal morning but should brighten up later.
12:44 PM
Engineer called and fixed up yet another digital TV box, bloody thing doesn’t fit anywhere discreetly so will have to put up with it sticking out from underneath the set.
Haven’t bothered looking through available channels because may take some time to register box and have all channels available to view.
Am in a lot of pain today and have thought about cigs once or twice but will resist.
Once again I’ve wasted hours stumbling when I could have been studying, will have to get back into course work.
Here’s one to put spellchecker on overtime.
Can you read this?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't

'if life deals you lemons make lemonade'.

A woman had her husband's ashes made into an egg timer when he died so he could still "help" in the kitchen.

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results."
Decided to have a change so bought bottle of Whisky and some lime and lemon.

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