15 th.March.

15 March 2007
Day Nine.
10:32.
Woke up at nine having had good twelve hour’s sleep, enjoyable if somewhat disrupted.
I noticed tha bucket beside the bed, an indicator of how I felt last night.
Had a cuppa and tablet and immediately went to ashtray to re-roll contents, got enough for one and absolutley no chance of another because every possible source of baccy has been depleted.
Had smoke no adverse effects, decided to get stuck into flat because indeed today I feel like doing it, I feel bouyant again, more positive in myself,(if that makes sense).
I began my splurge of activity in the backitchen washing, pots, units and re-arranging the row of assorted objects which had taken up residence on the window sill. Hid what I could in the cupboards.
Ny back began to hurt like hell making standing very painful so I decided to have a cuppa and a break. I sit thinking how much I would enjoy a smoke now, so I parcel up a couple of scones and venture out to the neighbours to bribe hime into goving me a smoke.
He was just waking up on the sofa and after he’ d coughed up abut half a gallon of phlegm he greeted me.
I could smell the faint aroma of cannabiss and as I sat down he began to skin up.
I poounced upon the baccy and rolled up a rollie, he began coughing up again and I had to open the window and stand by it.
A) In case the rollie made me puke, and
B) In case the sound of him hacking made me puke.
I got a couple of draws down me without retching and turned as he instrucred me to,
“Spark this up”,
I did as bade and sat on sofa and had three or four draws, Looking at the rollie I’d nipped and put in the ashtray.
He had a couple more and returned it to me telling me to finish it off.
I looked at the length remaining and took twwo quick draws and returned it telling him I’d actually only come over for a rollie, but thanks all the same; I picked up rollie and returned home to my now cold cup of coffee.
I smoked, had a sip of coffee and generally looked around the place, back still hurting.
I decided to take time out, after all I told myself there is no reason to rush, I have all the time in the world so I might as well take my time and do the job properly.
So time out; could watch TV? No, decided to go on computer, slight stone so was worried about typing proficiency but coping well.
Logged on to college site; next section waiting for me.
I had a brief look at the module titles and didn’t understand any of them so should be a bit of challenging fun.
Obviously knowledge of spreadsheets will be a valuable asset and will enhance my lifestyle no end! (I think not).
But I have to learn it so bring it on, can’t do any harm.
10:53 AM had my time out and finished coffee so back to it.

Must have been in the settings yesterday because the date changed to Hindu when I pressed the space bar and I noticed the write Hindu button on the tool bar.
Makes me think for a while about language options.
Last week, while reading through the diary entries I remember seeing the entry in February in which I report having three numbers on the lottery.
I also recall me searching for the ticket after throwing it out, believing as I did at the time that four numbers was the lowest to claim a prize.
I have just reached into a bag of old carrier bags to get a new garbage bag and I noticed there was something in the bag, upon inspection, lo and behold there is the ticket for Feb 7 th.
Quick check on web site and three matching numbers, so there’s another tenner; my reward for tidying up.
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/agricultural_report.jsp
Well worth watching.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies were performed on dead people._____________________________________
Please. cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole
Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.

A man goes to the vet because his cat is poorly. The vet says "Is it a tom?"
and the man says "Nay lad, its 'ere in t'basket!"

A bloke ses ter me can tha feight, ah ses feight, 'e ses aye, ah ses who, 'e ses thee, ah ses me, 'e ses aye, ah ses nah, 'e ses aw.
Tha can allus tel a Yorkshireman, but tha can't tell him much...
Looking for a woman. Must be 3 feet tall have no teeth, and a flat head to rest my beer on.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it.It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!
Marriage is an institution. Are you in an institution?
Watched TV for a while, was going to bed when found, "The odd couple part two", so sat and watched that and turned in about 1 a.m.